I’m too drunk to taste this chicken — Colonel Sanders
I don’t trust people who don’t use profanity. — Mark Oliver Everett
Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse. — Rick Larsen
I used alcohol for my panic attacks, to manage stressors. — Bill N. Lacy
Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust. — Walker Percy
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. — W. C. Fields
I get bombed for breakfast in the morning, I get bombed for dinner. — Elton John
I am more afraid of King Alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy. — Stonewall Jackson
All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects. — Aldous Huxley
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I’m drinking, I’m drinking Red Bull. — Paris Hilton
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass. — Tom T. Hall
My point about alcohol is that if you abuse something, it abuses you back. — Michka Assayas
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold. — Jerry Vale
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others. — Raymond Chandler
According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12. — Xavier Becerra
Every morning just before breakfast I don’t want no coffee or tea, just me and my good Buddy Wieser, that’s all I ever need. — George Thorogood
When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast. — Winston Churchill
But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous. — Koren Zailckas
It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse of a good thing. — Abraham Lincoln
I think, at a certain point, it’s better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection get very bloated. — Sharon Stone
Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my mental health justify the risks. — Graeme Simsion
We must do all we can to empower parents and communities to protect our youth and to encourage healthy behavior free from binge drinking and other forms of alcohol abuse. — Jon Corzine
Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse. — Sherwood Boehlert
I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I’ve got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more. — Harvey Martin
The bar is the male kingdom. For centuries it was the bastion of male privilege, the gathering place for men away from their women, a place where men could go to freely indulge in The Bull Session. — Shulamith Firestone
The stated mission at the time was simply to use the influence of the entertainment industry to do an accurate portrayal of drug and alcohol abuse. We all admit that we’re not trying to censor anybody. — Gerald McRaney
I’ve dodged so many bullets. Not just because of unsafe sex, but because of the amount of drugs I did, the amount of alcohol, the amount of work I was doing. I started the Elton John AIDS Foundation because I got so lucky. — Elton John
We’re number one in domestic violence homicides. We also have a high rate of alcohol abuse and drug abuse and there’s a high lethality rate when you get those factors involved, so the shelter has 52 beds, certainly it is never empty. — Diane Birch
You never think you’re on the verge of disaster while you’re looking over the edge yourself. It’s your friends and family who are trying to get you to stop destroying yourself and after a while it kind of sank in and I just cleaned up my act. — Johnny Depp
In reality, we can prove that the incidents of drug, alcohol abuse and violence have dropped dramatically among professional athletes – but the problem is it would be impossible to convince than fans, because of what they read on the AP wire. — Leigh Steinberg
Well, I haven’t been an impulsive guy lately because I’m not in control of my own life. I’m living other peoples’ requirements at the moment. It’s the part of the job that is the most difficult for actors. I’m finding it very soul-jailing, you know? You don’t have time to play guitar or speak to your friends and family. It’s very demanding. I don’t know how people do it, to be honest, without an alcohol. — Brenton Thwaites
Mom had just gotten back from Sydney, and she had brought me an immense, surpassingly blue butterfly, Papilio ulysses, mounted in a frame filled with cotton. I would hold it close to my face, so close I couldn’t see anything but that blue. It would fill me with a feeling, a feeling I later tried to duplicate with alcohol and finally found again with Clare, a feeling of unity, oblivion, mindlessness in the best sense of the word. — Audrey Niffenegger
