Three things I want in a relationship: Eyes that won’t cry, lips that won’t lie, and love that won’t die. — Wiz Khalifa
Learn From Yesterday, Live for Today, hope for tomorrow. — Orison Swett Marden
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. — Will Rogers
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. — Doug Larson
At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards.My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros. — Paul A. Freund
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. — Groucho Marx
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain
My iPhone stays on. All my friends and family know that I hate the phone, so no one calls me on it. I just use it to play Words With Friends and take pictures of cute shoes. — Jasika Nicole
I don’t want to be a slave to electronic devices. I don’t want to be connected to my friends. I don’t want to send snapshots of my dog and cute pictures of my family life to my friends and family. I don’t want to be liked, by pushing a button. I use all of this technology to basically replace devices that I had in the past which worked just fine. — Harrison Ford
She told her therapist it reminded her of coming home the summer after her freshman year at Rutgers, stepping back into the warm bath of family and friends, loving it for a week or two, and then feeling trapped, dying to return to school, missing her roommates and her cute new boyfriend, the classes and the parties and the giggly talks before bed, understanding for the first time that that was her real life now, that this, despite everything she’d ever loved about it, was finished for good. — Tom Perrotta
I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing ’80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn’t part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend. — Ernest Cline
The ’80s were fabulous. The ’90s sucked, and the ’70s were just a sad, sad time in human history. Go 1980s! There’s something that’s just so cute about that time. And not just yellow nail polish and ‘I’m a loner. — Jennifer Sky
Cute accessories always help bring out your outfit and pull it all together. — Ciara
My everyday look has definitely become more low maintenance, but accessories are everything. A structured bag, statement jewelry or a cute scarf can add polish to any outfit! — Adriana Lima
The clothes are so cute. On little kids .. it’s so cute with accessories and little details. — Ashley Olsen
As an actor, I felt I couldn’t compete. I wasn’t as cute as the leading man; I wasn’t as brilliant as Robin Williams. — Phil Hartman
For me [being a kid actor], it’s a bit like when you see your mom’s friends, and they’re like, “I remember when you were this big. You’ll always be that cute little kid to me.” It’s like that times a thousand. Well, times a couple thousand. — Mara Wilson
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
Dani,” Decker said firmly. “Trust me, this is not a dream.” “Why is it you men always say trust me before spitting out something completely unpalatable?” she asked, irritation flickering through her. “Vampires aren’t supposed to be real. And how come you had to be a cute vampire? You should be a dog. All evil, vile people should look as ugly as they are inside.” “We aren’t ev–” Decker halted his denial, and then did something she hadn’t yet seen him do and lifted his lips in a very rare-and in her opinion, totally inappropriate-grin as he asked, “You think I’m cute? — Lynsay Sands
We had this scene where I’m supposed to be bending over to get something. I thought it was kind of cute. — Melinda Clarke
I think rejection is a huge part of the business and there’s so many cute girls that grow up with kind of being adored or people kind of bending over backwards for them. I see a lot of girls who aren’t used to rejection because of that, and now all of a sudden they drop out of the business. — April Rose
Every writer, by the way he uses the language, reveals something of his spirit, his habits, his capacities, his bias….Avoid the elaborate, the pretentious, the coy, and the cute. Do not be tempted by a twenty-dollar word when there is a ten-center handy, ready and able. — William Strunk, Jr.
One time, a Protestant minister said, “We made Jesus blonde haired and blue eyed and very cute. We made Jesus somehow a much more feminine figure.” And there’s probably truth to that. — Richard Rohr
I reached my full height at age 11, and I was clumsy as all get-out – all elbows and knees, couldn’t get up a flight of stairs without falling down. I wanted to be a cute, petite blonde, but I’m a big ol’ strapping thing, so I just accept it. — Jeannette Walls
The mighty hunter,” I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. “He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but one old lady can make him flee in terror.””One scary old lady,” he corrected me, looking relieved to be out of the house. “You didn’t hear what she told me when I got up – you’re so cute I could put you in a pie. Tell me that’s not the creepiest thing you’ve ever heard.” His voice climbed a few octaves, turning shrill and breathy. “Today for dessert, we have apple pie, blueberry pie and Ezekiel pie. — Julie Kagawa
I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If you’re on a boat and it’s going to sink, you get to go on the rescue boat first. You get to wear cute clothes. It must be a great thing, or so many men wouldn’t be wanting to do it. — Gilda Radner
Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It’s like three little moose in a boat, paddling. It’s very cute. And I got to keep some of the clothes. — Caroline Dhavernas
I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat. — Erin McCarthy
When a woman grabs my braids and says “How cute!” I crab her breast and say “How cute!” She never touches me again! — Russell Means
I’m going to have cute boobs ’til I’m 90, so there’s that. I’ll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I’ll be the envy of all the ladies around the bridge table. — Christina Applegate
I have a husband and four rescue dogs. There is no option of no dogs on the bed. This is how I know my husband will be a good father someday. The pit bull sleeps on top of my husband. On top of him! He has to remove her sometimes because she snores too loudly into his ear and he can’t take it. But he moves her in such a cute, gentle way, and he doesn’t care about fur on the bed. — Alicia Silverstone
Bessie?” I looked down at the bull serpent. “But… he’s too cute. He couldn’t destroy the world.” -Percy Jackson — Rick Riordan
Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands, and crystal brooks, With silken lines, and silver hooks. — John Donne
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. — Ambrose Bierce
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however. — Richard Bach
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. — Dale Carnegie
Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. — Abbott Lawrence Lowell
It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. — Mark Twain
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life. — Lee Iacocca
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. — George Burns
Put all excuses aside and remember this: YOU are capable. — Zig Ziglar
Don’t let schooling interfere with your education. — Mark Twain
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. — Albert Einstein
I hate women because they always know where things are. — Voltaire
I asked you here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. — Graeme Simsion
Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don’t have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time. — Rick Riordan
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was. — Abraham Lincoln
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! — Tom Lehrer
My wife Margaret is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. — Ryne Sandberg
You are the best thing that’s ever been mine. — Taylor Swift
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. — Dr. Seuss
You’ve got to be the best person you can be in your life. — Jeff Gordon
In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn’t encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what’s best in my life, so if you’re dating someone who doesn’t want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn’t be dating them. — Veronica Roth
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first. — Peter Ustinov
